‘Rabbit! Rabbit! Look how beautiful she is!’ Lizzie ran up to the fence of the aviary. From behind the fence, a mother deer and her cub, their light brown backs and sides dotted with white spots, were watching them. ‘I think she looks very much like our Australian kangaroo-girl.’
After the rain, the air was saturated with the thick smells of the conifer forest. It was still overcast in the morning, the clouds in the sky had not yet had time to clear away, but the day promised to be wonderful and sunny. As far as the eye could see, it was green everywhere. Foliage on trees, shrubs, grass and even young growth on the ground—nature in this corner of the world was in harmony with man.
Rabbit raised his head and looked at Lizzie: ‘Well, you know, Lizzie, I won't agree with you, though. How can a deer look like a kangaroo?’
‘You see, Rabbit, they have very kangaroo-like faces, just as beautiful.’
‘Do they? Well, you know better, Lizzie. What is really good, is that they have such a big paddock here. There is enough space for running,’ Rabbit replied critically examining the area allocated for the needs of even-hoofed mammals.
‘You know, Lizzie, they look different in winter. The beautiful white spots on the back disappear, and the fur turns dark brown—this is how they prepare for winter. While rabbits are always up to the mark, as they say. Winter or summer—quality always costs—the skin is always at best price. That is, I want to say that rabbits are always good, under any conditions, circumstances and in any weather.’
The deer turned away from Lizzie and Rabbit and walked towards the wooden shelter-house located in the center of the plot. The fawn followed her.
Lizzie looked around—her parents were watching something in a nearby aviary. An aviary is a fenced area where, for example, animals such as a fallow deer with a cub can be kept.
‘Rabbit, then I'll ask you.’
‘When then, Lizzie?’ asked Rabbit.
‘I thought Dad was nearby, but he's over there…’
Unhappy with the inappropriate comparison, Rabbit replied: ‘Well, then ask me, Lizzie, since you have no alternative more worthy and suitable,’ he turned his head abruptly in the opposite direction.
‘Why Rabbit, are you hurt, or what? I love you the most. Dad, Mum, and then you, Rabbit,’ Lizzie hugged Rabbit tightly to her. He settled comfortably in a special carrier on Lizzie's chest, like a second paratrooper. This way it was convenient for the Rabbit to watch everyone.
‘Well, okay, okay. All right,’ Rabbit protested. ‘So what's your question, Lizzie?’
‘Won't you get hurt again?’
‘I didn't take offense at you at all.’
‘Rabbit, you are an animal, aren’t you?’
‘Hmm! In your human terms and concepts, Lizzie, yes—I, as a representative of the Hares&Rabbits family, am an animal. Why?’
‘Then why are you talking to me right here, and she, this animal-doe, is sitting over the fence there?’
‘Well, Lizzie. You are hitting the mark straight away,’ Rabbit answered thoughtfully.
‘You see, the matter is... life is complicated. Sometimes it turns out that often someone might not understand at all where and for which reason one may find oneself right here and now. Look, take me, for example. I have already told you that I volunteered here, to your Earth, to your planet. In our world everything is arranged somewhat different compared to what you have here. No one is kept in cages. Our animals are the same as me—intelligent, bright and elegant representatives of their kind. However, I should note that, as a matter of fact, it’s common that intelligent, bright and elegant—are a minority of course with us too, not to mention your place... but that’s another story.
I'm not talking about that now. Well, that's it. Each species has its own representative, like I am a representative of rabbits. In order to ensure the most complete and objective representation of the interests of each species, fellow congeners elect seven of their delegates to the Council, the one I told you about. This is the same Council that I am a member of. The very Council where I will take the chair, sooner or later,’ Rabbit ran his paw-hand over his silky ears. ‘Fallow deers and cats, hippos, crows and even buzzing flies have got same sort of councils. Lizzie, everyone has such bodies—councils lobbying for the interests of each species of fauna and flora. Do you understand? Eh?’
‘Is this how my parents take care of me, Rabbit?’
‘Well... you could put it like that. Yes, your parents will always be on guard of your interests. But the situation we are talking about is much more complicated. By the way, representatives of people also have their own council. Would you imagine, Lizzie! This is, of course, top secret. But I can tell you. Your species are also represented over there,’ Rabbit pointed up with his paw-hand. ‘So, pencils, cars, houses, trees, planets, paper clips with rivets, tape and putty have such councils, even galaxies! Can you imagine, Lizzie?! Both the pin and the whole cluster of galaxies have councils which take care and are responsible for their organic, that is, natural and healthy development. They, the councils, lobby for their interests.’
‘Rabbit, what’s that supposed to mean… that the pin has interests?... I don't understand. What sort of interests do they have? They don't have a brain, do they?’
Lizzie and Rabbit ran up to the next plot in the reserve. A wild-life reserve is, for example, like a large city zoo, only in a natural environment. Usually reserves are located outside the city.
‘What's this?’ asked Lizzie. ‘Why are there so many birds sitting in a cage?’
‘It's a birdhouse, Lizzie. This is where they, these birds live in fact. In our world, they also have their own council. And by the way, each subspecies has its own one. Do you understand?’
‘I think so, Rabbit. The eagles—they're sitting there in a cage, they're kind of sad—have their own council, and the geese have their own.’
‘Yes, that's right. Why is it all arranged this way? You might ask yourself that question, Lizzie. And I'll tell you what. Geese have taken root on people's farms, for example, they are also used for cooking, they live in the wild, and eagles are hunters. These two groups have very different tasks and purposes. One could say, they have different interests. And councils stand guard over them, defend and lobby for them. So are the pins we were talking about, Lizzie. A pin is necessary in order to pin or fix something, for example, some kind of fabric. To make a simple pin, it is required to perform very, very many different actions—to extract metal, process it so that something can be produced from it, send it to a factory where the final product will already be made from this metal. For example, a pin. And what will happen after the pin completes its task? Eh? How and where to dispose of it, that is, to recycle it effectively?’
‘Rabbit, somehow it's all incomprehensible, very confusing…’
‘Ha! Lizzie, this isn’t even the tip of the iceberg yet. The point is that the world, both ours and even yours, is so complex, so many different interconnections that only the very best can understand this story, and even then only within their own competence! Competence is akin to a lot of experience in a certain narrow area. Well, for example, like me—I, Rabbit, am a rabbit specialist. This is my competence—I know everything about rabbits. You know what? I'll tell you a very big secret. Promise to keep a secret, Lizzie?’
Lizzie took Rabbit out of the carrier and looked at him. He's so cute: light blue jumpsuit, long thin paw-arms, paw-legs sticking out of pants. The whole Rabbit’s body is covered with white fur, like that of a small lamb. And, of course, Rabbit's silk ears: one sticks up, and the other hangs down, covering part of his face.
‘I promise, Rabbit, to keep it confidential,’ Lizzie wanted to give Rabbit big hug. But she restrained herself—he doesn't really like to be purred at all the time. That’s what Rabbit says: Well, there is no need for this excessive display of feelings. Please don’t lisp talking to me.
‘That's fine, Lizzie. Then give it a try. And the secret is this. All these countless councils of everyone and everything in different worlds are combined into one, the biggest Council of the Main Ones!’ Rabbit dramatically raised his paw up. ‘This Council includes not the most-most, but the most-most-most, that is, the chairmen of the Councils. You understand! Cream of the cream! This is the Olympus of everything!’ Rabbit was shaking with agitation.
‘Yeah, Rabbit,’ Lizzie echoed him dreamily. ‘Rabbit, does it mean that Australian kangaroo also has her own сouncil? Do I get it correctly?’
‘Yes, Lizzie. But they have a very small lobby there. You don't have to think about them at all. Everything is so small there... Fu-fu… Rabbits are another matter. Oh... there are a lot of rabbits, very, very many. People on Earth love rabbits. This means that royalties could be collected... you won't certainly collect everything, you won't collect it for sure... That's why I wanted to get to your planet…’ Rabbit looked at Lizzie. ‘Yes, and, of course, you are such warm-hearted people. It's so nice to be with you. I think, Lizzie, I'm very lucky that I’ve met you, that we are friends.’
‘Rabbit, I'm very happy too! We're best friends!’
‘Bet we are, Lizzie! And if you and I could exceed the plan for patent fees... uh-uh... Oh, Lizzie, Lizzie, ... I'll be your friend forever.’
‘Rabbit, you mentioned some patents recently. I didn't understand then. Why do you need them? Those patents?’
‘Why, Lizzie! Don't mention this to anyone ever! Not to know what patents are in our business is absolutely unacceptable’, Rabbit snorted meaningly.
‘Oh my. As a member of the Rabbit Council, I have the right to receive income from everything related to our rabbit movement on Earth. For example, we recently conducted an investigation here, so to speak, at your house, Lizzie, ... hmm... Revealed multiple signs of the use of rabbit themes. The simplest example is that you have figurines with rabbits at home. And that's fine! They are of exceptional cultural value. Now, knowing about this important fact and as a person of responsibility, I am entitled to some commission! The more people here use rabbit themes in their lives, including all the stories and tales about rabbits, the more commission is due. Well, not only to me, of course, but to the Council of Rabbits, and therefore to all rabbits. That's how it works, Lizzie. Do you get the idea?’
‘I don't know, Rabbit,’ Lizzie replied. ‘That's what I think. You get some kind of payments for everything that relates to your rabbit species. Is it so?’
‘Exactly, Lizzie! Everything is right. In fact, there is nothing so complicated here at all! Look, your dad is an engineer, isn’t he? Surely, the outstanding one?’
‘Indeed he is. They even gave him a blue cap!’
‘That’s it! How could I’ve missed it! A very beautiful cap... with a logo.’
‘With the logo of the company where Dad works.’
‘Well, Lizzie,’ Rabbit continued. ‘Your dad, as an engineer, when he invents something unique and innovative, registers a patent and will be able to receive some fees from all those who will use his invention. This is the essence of patents—to secure the right, for example, to an engineering invention.’
‘Well, now it's finally clear to me, Rabbit. You could have put it like that right away from the beginning,’ Lizzie said with obvious relief. ‘Rabbit, and how is everything arranged over there? Where you live? And where are your councils held? And how does everything look there?’
‘Oh, Lizzie... One day I'll definitely tell you everything in detail. I'll be honest with you. I often feel nostalgic about our world. Do you know how it is? This is when you really miss something, when you miss your home, family and friends. I have such large stocks of chocolate eggs at home, Lizzie,’ Rabbit's gaze dreamily rushed somewhere ahead. ‘I really miss home. After all, I used to count them almost every day, to wipe them, every and each, and arrange them…' Rabbit sighed. ‘Well, there’s nothing to be done! We’ll start a new collection here! Will you help me? Will you help, Lizzie?’
‘Rabbit, I'm ready to give you my chocolate egg. Nothing’s too good for you.’
‘I tell you, Lizzie, that I'm very, very lucky with you! Let's keep looking, who's sitting in the next cage.’
‘Rabbit, is it good that animals are kept in cages? It's bad for them there.’
‘Whether they feel bad or good, Lizzie, depends on conditions which are created for animals. If it's like here, for example, in this reserve—then it's good. You see how everything is cleaned up here, the animals have large areas to wander around. They are fed and watered, they are safe. If the animals are well cared for, then they are okay both in a wildlife reserve and in a zoo. But if not, then it’s a different story, Lizzie.’
‘Lizzie, you and Rabbit keep talking about something of your own here, and have completely forgotten about us,’ said Mum. Dad and Mum caught up with Lizzie.
‘Yes, Mummy! Rabbit has told me so many interesting things today!’
‘And what’s your topic of conversation today?’ Dad asked.
‘The main thing is a patent law and the hierarchical structure of the world, where each council lobbies for the interests of its own species,’ Lizzie folded her hands on the Rabbit’s belly, who froze motionless in her carrier.
‘Wow, Lizzie, you and Rabbit do have topics in your interest club, indeed!’ Dad went up to his daughter and stroked naughty curls on her head. ‘Will you introduce me to your friend sometime?’
‘I don't think, Dad, that he will want to communicate with you. Rabbit isn’t just a rabbit at all—he's on the Council! Do you understand?’
‘Of course, I do understand. You can see it right away that he is not a simpleton at all. But Mummy and I live in hope that he will turn his attention on us one day,’ Dad smiled, took Rabbit by the paw and gave him a tight man-to-man handshake.